Monday, January 6, 2014

Wallbanger by Alice Clayton

Pages: 384 
Goodreads rating: 4.23/ 5 stars
My rating: 3/5 stars
Genre: Contemporary Romance, Humor, Chick Lit, New Adult

Summary (goodreads)
The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she's gaining an intimate knowledge of her new neighbor's nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy's athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed dating hiatus, and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly...

My Review:

"Be aware of the walls you build and what could be on the other side."
- Confucius

Unbelievable. My first book of 2014 started with a bang! What.the.Heck.Did.I.Just.Read. I do recommend this book if you want to LAUGH OUT LOUD TILL YOUR JAW HURTS (but only for 18+). Some jokes are just not appropriate for young age. 

It has cute conversations and I just can't help laughing! I look like crazy laughing alone while reading this.Who wouldn't laugh at the following:
- The O
- Lower Caroline
- Wang.....Waaaaaaaang.
- Apples.Pie. hahaha!
- Pink Nightie Girl
- Harem, Spanx, giggler, and PURINA. Commando.God Bless America 
- and my favorite...... CLIVE THE CAT. This little buddy is the Best Cat Ever!

Despite all these innuendos, I was a bit disappointed in the story because it's just MERELY getting Caroline's O again. That's it.I was waiting for  a conflict to happen or something that will surprise me. I wish there's more story to it.

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